You’ll regret not kissing her a lot more than you’ll regret kissing her.

balthstiel:

Hedwig Buckbeak Potter, you were named after some hella winged animals hella rad high five son

does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?
Anonymous

uoa:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

brunette-nymphette:

This is the best episode ever

collegehumor:

Has a photo ever more perfectly summed up the younger generation’s addiction to technology 

collegehumor:

Has a photo ever more perfectly summed up the younger generation’s addiction to technology 

tornater:

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

But how are we certain which is the right and wrong context?

tornater:

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

But how are we certain which is the right and wrong context?

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals With Unusual Fur Markings [bp]

Previously: Cats Sitting Like HumansBunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out

birdhands:

Bound 2 the Kiss 
Gustav Klimt, The Kiss (Lovers) 1908-1909 / Bound 2, Kanye West

birdhands:

Bound 2 the Kiss 

Gustav Klimt, The Kiss (Lovers) 1908-1909 / Bound 2, Kanye West